Parents have sex.
If EyelashesGrowBack=1, goto PluckEyelashes
Else goto DipHandInOil
I have no problems with my parents having sex. It's relatively natural, and I know they did it to spawn me.
I don't particularly like worms, nor would I appreciate having them entering one-way tunnels.
Having my skin peeled off would be an interesting lesson in anatomy, but would most likely lead to my death.
I'm sexy and I know it - I have very few problems with nudity, and Facebook would take them down soon anyway.
If eyelashes grow back, that's not a problem. If they don't, I'd rather experience a temporary burn than a permanent baldness.
My turn: Would you rather be tortured by a man or a woman, and why?
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So according to blackpearl, my new name is "My Little Pony". I can live with that.