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#1 footballguy22

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 09:59 PM

Lets see the best would you rather you guys can think of, here's mine:

 

Would you rather repeatedly have your nuts punched for 2 minutes straight or watch your mother have sex with your father. For me honestly, there's nothing that I can imagine that is worse than unwillingly attending a sex clinic your parents are hosting so I'm going to have to go with the nuts being punched.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:27 PM

i also go with the nuts being punched because one, i am a girl and so i do not think it would hurt nearly as bad, and two i would rather claw my eyes out than voluntarily see my parents, who are not affectionate at all, have sex.

 

Would you rather be strapped to a chair and be forced to watch horror movies all night long or would you rather be drowned in a tub full of worms?


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:30 PM

i also go with the nuts being punched because one, i am a girl and so i do not think it would hurt nearly as bad, and two i would rather claw my eyes out than voluntarily see my parents, who are not affectionate at all, have sex.

 

Would you rather be strapped to a chair and be forced to watch horror movies all night long or would you rather be drowned in a tub full of worms?

Lol you found a loophole just by the simple fact you have no nuts, well played and haha that's easy I love horror movies never get scared of them so I have to go with the movies. tub full of worms would just fuck up your whole week.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:39 PM

Lol you found a loophole just by the simple fact you have no nuts, well played and haha that's easy I love horror movies never get scared of them so I have to go with the movies. tub full of worms would just fuck up your whole week.

Plus they would invade dark places. *shudder*. I'll take horror movies. Can I have a cuddle buddy?

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:41 PM

Under no circumstances would I allow my nuts to be pummeled.  Plus, since my mother and father have been divorced for twenty years and are both quite old, it might just be the funniest shit I've ever seen

 

Also: Horror movies.

 

Bite sized rocks.

 

How about this:  Would you rather lick the inside of a public urinal or have your nude pictures posted on Facebook?


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:45 PM

Under no circumstances would I allow my nuts to be pummeled.  Plus, since my mother and father have been divorced for twenty years and are both quite old, it might just be the funniest shit I've ever seen

 

Also: Horror movies.

 

Bite sized rocks.

 

How about this:  Would you rather lick the inside of a public urinal or have your nude pictures posted on Facebook?

bite sized rocks for sure and I respect your answer for mine and yours is tricky my good friend..... nude pictures on facebook. if they laugh I'd just punch them in the face cus I happen to think I am damn sexy, fine, gorgeous or any other adjective that describes sexy.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:49 PM

bite sized rocks for sure and I respect your answer for mine and yours is tricky my good friend..... nude pictures on facebook. if they laugh I'd just punch them in the face cus I happen to think I am damn sexy, fine, gorgeous or any other adjective that describes sexy.

I guess it would only be fair to answer my own.  I'm leaning toward the urinal licking since I would not unleash such horrors upon my family and friends... and besides, the urinals have those big candies in them.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:51 PM

I guess it would only be fair to answer my own.  I'm leaning toward the urinal licking since I would not unleash such horrors upon my family and friends... and besides, the urinals have those big candies in them.

LMFAO I laughed so hard. Yeah those mints can work wonders on your breath


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:55 PM

Under no circumstances would I allow my nuts to be pummeled.  Plus, since my mother and father have been divorced for twenty years and are both quite old, it might just be the funniest shit I've ever seen

 

Also: Horror movies.

 

Bite sized rocks.

 

How about this:  Would you rather lick the inside of a public urinal or have your nude pictures posted on Facebook?

yeah, i think i'd rather lick a urinal than post my nude pictures because i have family on facebook... and i am pretty sure it would create great material to gossip to my mom about. *sigh* family probs..


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:56 PM

I guess it would only be fair to answer my own.  I'm leaning toward the urinal licking since I would not unleash such horrors upon my family and friends... and besides, the urinals have those big candies in them.

Makes me gag, but I'll take the urinal. Besides, I've heard that guys are generally cleaner in washrooms than girls.

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Pluck your eyelashes or dip your hand in hot oil? (I don't know why my questions are so gruesome)


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:08 AM

In order:

 

Parents have sex.

Horror movies.

Rocks.

Facebook nudies.

If EyelashesGrowBack=1, goto PluckEyelashes

Else goto DipHandInOil

 

To explain:

I have no problems with my parents having sex. It's relatively natural, and I know they did it to spawn me.

I don't particularly like worms, nor would I appreciate having them entering one-way tunnels.

Having my skin peeled off would be an interesting lesson in anatomy, but would most likely lead to my death.

I'm sexy and I know it - I have very few problems with nudity, and Facebook would take them down soon anyway.

If eyelashes grow back, that's not a problem. If they don't, I'd rather experience a temporary burn than a permanent baldness.

 

My turn: Would you rather be tortured by a man or a woman, and why?


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 08:40 AM

In order:

Parents have sex.
Horror movies.
Rocks.
Facebook nudies.
If EyelashesGrowBack=1, goto PluckEyelashes
Else goto DipHandInOil

To explain:
I have no problems with my parents having sex. It's relatively natural, and I know they did it to spawn me.
I don't particularly like worms, nor would I appreciate having them entering one-way tunnels.
Having my skin peeled off would be an interesting lesson in anatomy, but would most likely lead to my death.
I'm sexy and I know it - I have very few problems with nudity, and Facebook would take them down soon anyway.
If eyelashes grow back, that's not a problem. If they don't, I'd rather experience a temporary burn than a permanent baldness.

My turn: Would you rather be tortured by a man or a woman, and why?


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 09:58 AM

Nut punches. Because all the wrong places would be jiggling and sagging.

Horror movies. I don't like the thought of drowning, and I love horror movies.

Bite sized rocks. Easy.

Nudes on facebook. I'm sort of an exhibitionist.

Eyebrows plucked. Fuck hot oil.

A woman. Hot stuff right thurr.

 

Eat "spaghetti" made of worms, eyeballs, and blood or have a screwdriver wedged between all of your nails to be ripped off?


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:22 PM

I've already walked in on parents doing unspeakable things as a child so I'm already numb to it so.....


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 06:37 PM

In order:

 

Parents have sex.

Horror movies.

Rocks.

Facebook nudies.

If EyelashesGrowBack=1, goto PluckEyelashes

Else goto DipHandInOil

 

To explain:

I have no problems with my parents having sex. It's relatively natural, and I know they did it to spawn me.

I don't particularly like worms, nor would I appreciate having them entering one-way tunnels.

Having my skin peeled off would be an interesting lesson in anatomy, but would most likely lead to my death.

I'm sexy and I know it - I have very few problems with nudity, and Facebook would take them down soon anyway.

If eyelashes grow back, that's not a problem. If they don't, I'd rather experience a temporary burn than a permanent baldness.

 

My turn: Would you rather be tortured by a man or a woman, and why?

i think i would choose a woman because from criminal minds experience, i know men are more of sadists and usually have more rage and anger. women generally have rational reasons for killing. 

 

Makes me gag, but I'll take the urinal. Besides, I've heard that guys are generally cleaner in washrooms than girls.

UMMMMM:

Pluck your eyelashes or dip your hand in hot oil? (I don't know why my questions are so gruesome)

i think i'd rather dip my hand in hot oil to be honest. because i would just quickly dip it in and pull it back out and if i had to pluck out my eyelashes, i would get dirt and stuff in my eyes because i would have no eyelashes to protect them, hence me being in pain more than a few seconds. 

 

okay, so would you rather lick a hairy, smelly armpit or masturbate on a beach in public. :D

 


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