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#1 Synne The Fox

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 01:23 AM

When people get mad/sad/depressed/irate/shocked over stupid shit that seems obvious, it bothers me. I want to just get one off my chest.

 

You started dating when you were 16, had sex the same month, was pregnant by 17 and now are crying that he dipped, you are now a teen mom, and your relationship is over?

 

Maybe its just me, but that shit seemed obvious.  :dry: 


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#2 Chris

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 05:28 AM

Get this dude a metal! (not a medal, he's not a hero. aluminum foil or some shit.)


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#3 UnicornMuff

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:27 AM

What's obvious is that no one told her how babies are REALLY made and that the boyfriend told her he would love her forever and ever and they'll live happily ever after to get his dick wet.
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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:30 AM

WRAP YOUR PETER BEFORE YOU MEAT HER, ASSHATS


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:42 AM

So much win here!  Love it


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:02 AM

Oh please, I have this shit in spades.

 

You love to drink and you don't think anythings wrong with it, so you let your son have his first sip of alcohol at 9. He gets used to it, then develops a taste for it, then can't go a night without a bit, and sinks into denial until finally he's an alcoholic before he's 21. 

 

I really feel like you should have seen that shit coming. 


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#7 atrox

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 11:03 AM

Oh please, I have this shit in spades.

 

You love to drink and you don't think anythings wrong with it, so you let your son have his first sip of alcohol at 9. He gets used to it, then develops a taste for it, then can't go a night without a bit, and sinks into denial until finally he's an alcoholic before he's 21. 

 

I really feel like you should have seen that shit coming. 

 

thats my story


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#8 Synne The Fox

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 04:50 PM

Which part dear? @atrox


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 07:07 PM

the drunken part.

 

'cept Atrox don't need it every night, just most nights


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#10 Synne The Fox

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 09:07 PM

the drunken part.

 

'cept Atrox don't need it every night, just most nights

 

Well, Jersey will do that to you.


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 09:09 PM

Well, Jersey will do that to you.

 

YUP


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 09:43 PM

People love feeling sorry for themselves and forget to  use their brains. Human condition probably.


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:03 PM

Atrox justs parties hard.  atrox has not been sober for a week.  his eyes are so bloodshot.


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:33 PM

Damn dude, that's not good. Maybe you should go to an AA meeting.


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:43 PM

reality is for those who can't handle drugs.


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