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#1 Stranger

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:02 AM

im entirely too fond of using this word at the moment, so I wanna start a thread of ratchet shit.

 

first on this list is not knowing what ratchet means.

 

nah, im kidding.

 

but really though, dirty elbows are ratchet as hell. I don't even know how that happens. white people with black elbows. makes me gag #shudder

 

how many of yall just looked at your elbows? haha


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#2 Scribbler

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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:17 AM

Lmao I looked

 

Skin peeling off the heels of your feet; Oooo you rachet. 


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:19 AM

lol I don't know why it grosses me out so much. something to do with the amount of just... grimey shit that has to accumulate while you constantly skip washing off your nasty elbows for them to actually change color


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:26 AM

Ha elephant elbows! My morbidly obese ex boss has this problem.. She also has a wicked beard..

I never heard of this "ratchet" you speak of...
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:29 AM

adj. a term for someone who is either 1. a whore 2. dirty/nasty 3. ghetto as HELL 4. being annoying 5. busted

Example:

* busted car drives by *

girl: that is the most ratchet-ass car i've seen
boy: i'm glad we dont have one like that


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:38 AM

I used my super magical powers of reasoning to guess what it meant..

My coworker is so ratchet.. She literally looks like an oompa loompa.. Just not orange and green.. Plus she's loud and annoying as fuck so that makes it even worse..
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:39 AM

kill her.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:45 AM

Must. Obey. Master.
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:47 AM

@UnicornMuff well now... this day has taken an interesting turn.. i like being in charge. ;)


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:47 AM

set dat rachet ass ho on fire. My boo boo shay shay rachet as fuck, B. Bitch be lyke,"baby, let me kiss you when we wake up," Hell nah, bitch breath be smellin lyke shit stir fry. Rachet ass ho, my nig.


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:50 AM

set dat rachet ass ho on fire. My boo boo shay shay rachet as fuck, B. Bitch be lyke,"baby, let me kiss you when we wake up," Hell nah, bitch breath be smellin lyke shit stir fry. Rachet ass ho, my nig.

Word.

@Stranger aren't you always in charge??
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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:51 AM

@UnicornMuff of course!


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 10:56 AM

@Scribbler I doth decree, your precision with urban vernacular is of the utmost pedigree.

 

dats mah muthafuckin word, feel me?


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 11:27 AM

@Stranger

 

Sayin doe, mah nig.  A nigga grew up wit da real fam in da trap dat put me on. Yuz gotta know how to use dat mouth piece and holla at folks, B.

 

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I know what you mean, friend. A person like me grew up around eccentric familiar's who coincidently taught me how to articulate ones self. It is critical that one articulates him/herself and talk to people, friend. 


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Posted 07 June 2013 - 11:32 AM

that got an audible laugh out of me. im pickin up what youre putting down brethren. these ratchet ass hoes and fuckboys aint on our level G, f'real doe. I keeps it one hunnit, all day err day, ya dig? im bout mine, yup yup



ive also had the phrases "pop the molly im sweatin: WOOOH!" and "on instagram straight flexin" stuck in my head for weeks, and have been saying it to pretty much everyone I encounter. I keep it gutta fam


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