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#1 Scribbler

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 12:18 AM

Have no fear Jade Eggs are here.   

91%2Bfd%2BEJScL._SL1500_.jpgThats right! Egg shaped stones you can stick in your vagina and push them out to tighten that hallway you call a vagina. But wait there's more!! They come in 3 different sizes: normal, loose, and pornstar. Tired of having your lover fist you whole he is also inside you so you can feel it? Well the Jade Eggs is for you! 

 

http://www.amazon.co...duct/B009IIXIAY


Edited by Scribbler, 10 June 2013 - 12:19 AM.

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#2 atrox

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 01:32 AM

Only £48.00, that's like 75 usd.

 

that's too funny.


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#3 Scribbler

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 02:06 AM

I can't believe it is even that expensive...might as well hard boil some eggs lmao.


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#4 cinymin

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 06:25 PM

Boiled eggs... until some chick crushes it so hard the shell breaks and cuts her open... OUCH


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#5 slackjaw

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 07:03 PM

I feel like kegals are a cost-effective and efficient way to tighten your snatch. 


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#6 cinymin

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 07:07 PM

Kegels may work for us, but some out there need that extra help... apparently...

Haha they preach it when you're pregnant. "Don't forget! Every time you're driving and see a red light, Kegel!"

Trick is to master it while having sex. My man appreciates it ;)


Edited by cinymin, 10 June 2013 - 07:08 PM.

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#7 slackjaw

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 07:08 PM

"Let's hope to god I can reverse all this tennis-racket damage!" 

 

You know what end I'm talking about. 

I hear giving birth really fucks up your cooch. 


Edited by slackjaw, 10 June 2013 - 07:08 PM.

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"an actual tree leaf?" 

"an actual tree leaf. I fucking shit a leaf." 

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#8 cinymin

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 07:11 PM

haha yeah, pretty much. They give you a healing time of 6 weeks where ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is allowed up there. No tampons, not even the doctor's finger. It's more than enough to get back in the game. Especially if you were doing kegels while preggo


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#9 Scribbler

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:30 PM

Boiled eggs... until some chick crushes it so hard the shell breaks and cuts her open... OUCH

good point. 


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#10 UnicornMuff

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 12:36 PM

Or there are... *drumroll*

kegel-pelvic-weights-main-500x500.JPG

Kegel weights!


...or you can just use a larger sized marble..

It is possible to have kegels that are too strong and the guy cries about it cause he's "in pain". Pfft. Big baby.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:14 PM

@UnicornMuff you can do kegels... on my face


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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:33 PM

@Stranger what are you doing later?
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#13 Stranger

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:34 PM

@UnicornMuff you.


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#14 atrox

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 07:59 PM

They also have a ass tightening spray for us gay boys. I know quite a few that fall into the Loosey Goosey catagory.

 

Get a pic of that stuff.

 

Atrox has never heard of that.


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Posted 11 June 2013 - 08:30 PM

Get a pic of that stuff.

 

Atrox has never heard of that.

Since I don't know exacty how to insert a pic, a few products out there...."Tight Man": and Sensual Tightening Spray, a bargian at 15 bucks.


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